Internal monologue of Me

Oct 20
Oct 20
Oct 19

drew-chadick:

daverdad:

how do radio stations even have enough christmas music to last until christmas without repeating every song like six hundred times

they dont

Oct 19
Oct 19

seawedebrain:

percysjacksoned:

teresavampa:

where does nico get all his clothes? like is there an underworld mall? a ghost gap? a bootique?

Probably underworld apparel

maybe Aberzombie and Fitch?

Oct 19
Oct 19

xxunlovelyxx:

pizzaforpresident:

There should be a treadmill that plays movies and TV shows but if you slow down the audio goes out of sync by a whole second.

Calm the fuck down satan

Oct 19
Oct 19

mishasminions:

CASTIEL LIKES TO BOOP

Oct 19

mishasminions:

CASTIEL LIKES TO BOOP

Oct 19

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

Oct 19
Oct 19

susiron:

lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

image

its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

Oct 19
Oct 19

plaidhappiness:

pagance:

the-snow:

avraham-chaim:

clarityfairy:

peeerfectt:

retroluminati:

ideasunknown:

This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.

omfg

So beAutiful

Wait

Yeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels, and pulls us too. Fih-boe-nah-chi

Just makes it all the more amazing that this all came to exist, being flung through space.

nyoom

This is one of the biggest reasons time travel is impossible. You would need to calculate EXACTLY where you’re located in the universe at whatever time you want to travel to otherwise who knows WHERE you’ll end up!

Oct 19
plaidhappiness:

pagance:

the-snow:

avraham-chaim:

clarityfairy:

peeerfectt:

retroluminati:

ideasunknown:

This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.

omfg

So beAutiful

Wait

Yeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels, and pulls us too. Fih-boe-nah-chi

Just makes it all the more amazing that this all came to exist, being flung through space.

nyoom

This is one of the biggest reasons time travel is impossible. You would need to calculate EXACTLY where you’re located in the universe at whatever time you want to travel to otherwise who knows WHERE you’ll end up!

plaidhappiness:

pagance:

the-snow:

avraham-chaim:

clarityfairy:

peeerfectt:

retroluminati:

ideasunknown:

This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.

omfg

So beAutiful

Wait

Yeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels, and pulls us too. Fih-boe-nah-chi

Just makes it all the more amazing that this all came to exist, being flung through space.

nyoom

This is one of the biggest reasons time travel is impossible. You would need to calculate EXACTLY where you’re located in the universe at whatever time you want to travel to otherwise who knows WHERE you’ll end up!

Oct 19

sofapizza:

he’s died for us more often after all.

Oct 19

sofapizza:

he’s died for us more often after all.

Oct 19

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.

Oct 19
accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.